We endeavor to provide the ultimate experience of individualized sophistication, based on our clientele who prefer more privacy than what is provided by an ordinary five-star hotel. Beyond that, we respect the luxuries provided by some public hotels, and, in a respectful nod to those hotels, with which we have no connection, and for which we acknowledge that our recognition of them only serves to fortify their deservedly excellent reputations, we have been inspired with the benefits to our clients. We recognize that our clients have special preferences that lead them beyond high-visibility public hotels.
NO ID REQUIRED
Unlike any other publicly available luxury accommodations in New York, we do not ask for your ID. Instead of checking in at a reception desk, a host at the nearby Andaz 5th Avenue personally greets you and walks you to your room. The Carlyle also believes in discretion, but, of course, their staff will secretly report anything abnormal, in accordance with current hospitality standards, which usually involves time-consuming trouble for perfectly innocent circumstances. We are generally under the contrasting position of legal privilege to our clientele. We meet you discreetly under covert conditions, and not requiring you to submit your ID and credit card to a rapid-turnover, low-wage front desk clerk. You do not need to let a front desk clerk make a photocopy of your driver’s license or passport, and/or to enter your codes and home address into a global computer network. Widespread issues develop for professionals, executives, and vulnerable individuals when a global network of bored clerks, government officials (often without proper authorization), and self-serving insiders can pinpoint your hotel stay, which then can be permanently associated with other records. We represent you to uphold your anonymity. The lodging is held under a name of our legal services firm.
FREE 24-HOUR ROOM SERVICE
Receive gourmet meals, fine beverages, and pastries, all for free, 24 hours a day.
Our building is nearby the five-star boutique Chatwal, which some critics regard as the most luxurious public hotel in all of New York. Although charged with prices that some regard as even stiffer than the drinks, Chatwal’s mixed drinks are noted for quality. Thus, you tell us any combination of four of your favorite liquors and/or wines that are ubiquitously sold from open shelves, along with whatever mainstream mixers you like, and we will give you full bottles of them—absolutely free. Otherwise, if you prefer, we’ll special-order any specialty nutrition, coffee, health, mineral, or energy bottles you like, all free. The restaurant at the Chatwal sells good-quality breakfast pastries; therefore, we’ll go to a premium French bakery, and keep your refrigerator stocked with super-premium breakfast pastries, all for free.
FREE DRY CLEANING
You will be provided with free, untraceable dry cleaning, shoe shining, and laundry.
FULL-SIZE AMENITIES OF A LUXURY HOME
The nearby towering Langham Place features kitchens in its suites. You will be staying in a spacious suite, with a closing door bedroom. Each unit features a full-size refrigerator, a king-size bed, an elegant assortment of tableware, wine glasses, and a microwave.
CONFIDENTIAL 24-HOUR CONCIERGE
With an estimated average daily rate of over $1, 000, plus ancillary charges at premium rates, the Lowell Hotel provides comprehensive services 24 hours a day, including concierge. The nearby Towers at the Waldorf-Astoria provides personal concierge services. We combine and surpass both of those, with your senior keeper/concierge available by mobile phone day and night. We provide the low-profile anonymity of private accommodations, without the continuous interactions of rotating hospitality staffers who give you no legal privilege, not even a non-disclosure agreement enforceable to you, in order to prevent betrayals of reporting and undercover surveillance.
The Gramercy Park Hotel cares about its guests. For example, the housekeepers will clean at a requested schedule. We arrange for the same, and go far beyond. As needed, we accommodate security issues by using an individually designated servant (or even security staffers).
FREE GROOMING SUPPLIES
The Lowell often receives specific accolades for providing premium toiletries from New York manufacturers. We shall furnish you with full-size bottles of whatever mainstream imported or domestic toiletries you like, all for free.
Uncrowded indoor pools are unusual in New York hospitality, with the Greenwich Hotel as an exception, albeit relatively small in pool size. Our clients are provided with free nearby use of elegant indoor pool, hot tub, sauna, racquetball, and locker room facilities.
FREE HIGH TEA
Nearby, the Pierre Hotel, the Mark Hotel, Peninsula Hotel, and the Ritz-Carlton are respected for their afternoon tea service (expanding from the Plaza Hotel Fairmont). Dignitaries and other VIPs generally prefer to be catered. We are happy to serve your exotic selection of specialty tea, imported individually for you from anywhere in the world, on genuine silver, with your custom preference of gourmet pastries or fine chocolates. Elsewhere you must expend your time going to a public venue, being seated and waiting for something amongst their selections of teas and snacks (good, but not optimal for you), and ultimately spending a material amount of money with tips, but we bring high tea to you, all for free, honored to be of service, without tipping.
FREE IN-SUITE AND SHIPPED CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS
We respect how the Sherry-Netherland provides a free welcome gift of Belgian chocolates and places a set of fresh flowers in the rooms. Those practices inspired us to provide a custom assortment of chocolate each week, comprised of Swiss, Belgian, San Franciscan, and Finnish super-premium truffles. We shall maintain two bouquets of flowers in each suite. Here’s the most important part, of particular value to our guests who prefer not to publicize their locations to an unknown number of workers, but want to maintain relationships: each week, we shall send a box of chocolates and flowers to your specified designees, including any personal messages—all for free. If you prefer not to have chocolates for yourself, we’ll place them with dry ice and add an additional free delivery to someone else.
FREE LIMOUSINE SERVICE
Instead of a shuttle or cab-calling doorman, the Mercer Hotel provides limited limousine services. Of free service with us, without tipping, you shall be chauffeured in a stretched limousine for sponsored leisure activities, nearby airports, and special occasions, available 24 hours a day.